Kya tum kisi badi ladai
“Kya tum kisi badi ladai ke baare me jaante ho?
Ramesh- “Ji haan, lekin baat yah hai ki mummy ne ghar ki baate baahar batane se mana kiya hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1029 views
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