Kya tum kisi badi ladai
“Kya tum kisi badi ladai ke baare me jaante ho?
Ramesh- “Ji haan, lekin baat yah hai ki mummy ne ghar ki baate baahar batane se mana kiya hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho …
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
1 sardar ne mobil
1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li.
Kisi ne pocha
"sardar g a keri science a"
sardar: o yar kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi aa
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..
.
13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch
kar liya or pocha mujhse pyar
karogi..
.
Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor
diya 9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha mujhe kiss
karogi.. .
Ladki:" no, Usne b chhor diya.. .
Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur
chance ki dua karne lagi.. .
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3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne
catch kar liya.. .
Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse
pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi
karungi" . Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or
bola Pappu:"
Characterless girl,
Isse accha to tu mar jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat
kaam hargiz nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Beta 2 Bistar kyun lagaye?Son: Ghar Pe 2 Guest ane hai.Santa: Kaun?Son: Mummy ka Bhai aur mera Mama.Santa: Fir 1 or laga, Mera Sala bhi aa rha hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi...
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Indian: Hamare pass Kanjar hein, Kutte hein, Soowar hein,
Tumhare pass kya hai?
Pakistani: Tum hamara muqabla kabhie nahi kar sakte,
Hamare pass ZARDARI hai…..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Shadi ke waqt Dulha ko gorhy (horse) par kion betaya jata hai??
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja….
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Fareerni ko impress karne ka tareeqa.
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is me bi intrested ho kia
kasam se bare shareef log ho.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)