Punishment
Student: Sir, kiya aap mujhay aik aesay kaam kee saza daingay jo maen nay naheen kiya."
Teacher: Naheen, maen aesa kyoon karoonga bhala.
Student: Shukriya sir, baat ye hae kay aaj maen nay homework naheen kiya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views
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