Father to Son
Father to Son: Beta sharab kabhi mat peena,
Warna woh jo 2 aadmi ja rahe hain,
Woh tumhe 4 nazar aayen ge..
Son : Lekin papa woh to 1 aadmi hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views
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Daku pathan k ghar ghus gaya
aur bola jaldi btao sona kahan hai?
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Pathan: pagal ka bacha! itna bra ghar hai, kahin
bhi so jao.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
My wife and I were watching some TV show the
other nite where the wife hired a private
detective to follow her husband and see if he were
infact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she
would ever do that. She said, "Well not so much to
find out who the other woman was, but to see if I
could find out what she saw in ya."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
eacher: Story sunao
Sardar: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Conductor:- Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna He, Utar Jao?
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Girl:- 2 Minutes Roko me Kapde Utar Rahi Hu....
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Sabhi Ne Piche Dekha,
wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa’s Son?
B’coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!
Banta: Woh kya..
Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.
Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara
Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 admi ne hotel ke room mein computer dekha to socha ke wife ko mail kar doon.
Jaldi mein mail galat address par send ho gaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us ke Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Padte hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch
Gya hoon Idhar Net bhi Mojud he,Jaga Choti Par Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa
Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nahi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo
Ab Tak White Hian,Kal Tumhy bhi Bulwa Lunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khan Sahab ne bacha aghwa kya or tawan k liye "10 lakh rupe kal subha pull k niche pohncha do" Ka sticker uske piche chipka kar wapis ghar bhej dia.
Dusre din pull k niche gaya 10 lakh mil gaye!
Sath sticker pe likha tha..
"Khuda ka Qasam paise ka gham nai!Gham is bat ka he k khan ne khan ko loota
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)