Pathan To His CHICKENS

Pathan To His CHICKENS:
"Agar Tum Sub Ne Kal 5, 5 Anday Nahi Diye Tou Tum Sub Ka ZULFIKAR MIRZA Se Wo Haal Karwaun Ga Jo Abhi MQM Ka Ho Raha Hai!!"

Next Day, He Sees That All Of The Chickens Have Given 5, 5 Eggs But 1 Chicken Has Just Given 1 Egg. He Goes To The Chicken And Asks 'Why?'. The Chicken Replies:

"KHAN SAHIB, Yeh Aik Anda Bhi MIRZA BHAI Ke Darr Se Diya Hai! Warna Main Tou Murgha Hun"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1068 views
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