pathan to saradar
Pathan 2 Sardar:
"Yaara..!! Aaj Humne Bohat Bara Larai Dekha-"
Sardar:
Woh Kese??
Pathan:
Aasman Or Zameen K Darmiyan...
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2 Machhar Lar Rhe The.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 963 views
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