Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho?

Student: main yeh soch raha hoo ke woh 5 marks kaise mila :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati.
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Ye hai aam jindagi.:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki:-P
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Ye hai mentos jindagi:-P
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Mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Shame on you girls

Shame on you girls

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Weather is getting hotter than u.... :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

aik wakeel

Ek aurat ne 1 wakil se pocha k talak lene ke liye
kia sharayat lazmi hoti hain ? Wakil Bola “Talak
lene ke liye aap ko shadi shuda hona zarori hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)