Pathan na apna bacha ka naam
Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .
Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.
America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1063 views
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Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.
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Railway officer was taking an interview.
Officer: Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track per opposite direction men aa rahi
hen to tum kiya karoge?
Applicant: Mein kanta badal dunga.
Officer: Agr na badal sako?
Applicant: Mein Red Signal dunga.
Officer: Light na ho to?
Applicant: Mein Red Flag dikha dunga.
Officer: Flag b na mila to?
Applicant: Mein Chotay bai ko bulaa loonga.
Officer: wo kiyo?
Applicant: Usay Train ki takkar dekhne ka bohat Shoq hai.!!
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Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
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Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy Ker
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Cheen Raha Hota Hai….
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kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab maine
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usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”
Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
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Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”
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Ek Kuttiya Ne Dus Bachche Diye,
Bachcho Ne Bade Hokar, Apni Maan Se Poocha
Bachche: “Maan Humara Baap Kaun Hai?”
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Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
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GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
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u r a normal person if....
1- u got a f.b acount
2-u got a mobile num
4-u r wasting ur tym in reading ths
5-u did't notice that there is no numbr 3.
7-u went to check if num 3 is there
8-whr is mumbr 6?
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Lalu Ji Ko English Sikhne Ka Bhoot Sawar Hua.
Aisi Hi Ek Din Unko Sonia Ji Ke Yaha Jana Pada.
Vaha Jake Kaam Se Fursat Pane Ke Bad, Lalu Ji Ne
Sonia Se Pucha
Lalu: “I Love You Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?”
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