A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA.
DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH.
WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1208 views
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