Professor To Student
Jo Dosray Ko Apni Baat
Na Samjha Saky Wo
Gadha Hota Hai.
Student: Sir Kiya Matlab Me Samjha Nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 2689 views

Santa te Banta kisi da afsos karan gaye.

Santa te Banta kisi da afsos karan gaye.

Ik kudi Bante de gal lag ke ron lag payi.

Santa to girl: Idhar aao ji, eh mere vi ohi lagde c jo Bante de lagde c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa- Doctor

Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!

Doctor - kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A lion to an old goat “hey you stop I will

'A lion to an old goat “hey you stop I will today drink your blood”. Goat “pleas....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

What's for dinner??

A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Yes, we do!”
“Good. Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my alligator.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boasting about race records

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)