Pappu
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the
map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
by Shahzeb Malik (few years ago!) / 1054 views
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