pathan & film
# Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.
2nd Pathan: Kyon?
1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,
Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,
“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 697 views
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Tumne Molvi Saab Se Kaan
Mein Kia Pocha K Unho Ne Tumhain Thpar Mar Dia?
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Kuch B Nahi Maine To Sirf
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All Scientists Fail To Answer This But Santa Rocks.
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Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k,
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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan ny Medical Store se dawa li,
Or Store walay se kaha :
"Cheeni bhi Do."
Shopkeeper : Cheeni yahan nahi milti?
Pathan : Hum Pagal nahi hai, Parha Likha Pathan hai,
Dawa pe likha hai,
"Sugar Free"
Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega...:-)
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
1 black african larki ko Jadu gar ne jadu sy per laga diye
Larki : wow!
ab kya main PARI ban gai hun?
Jaduger:
Anni diye
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Tu cham’gader ban gai ain…!
Larki : wow!
ab kya main PARI ban gai hun?
Jaduger:
Anni diye
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Tu cham’gader ban gai ain…!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi
“Aey Allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri Ammi ko ek Khubsurat Damaad de de.
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Pata he kya hua
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USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai.
M0RAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)