SNTA:Meri biwi buht fuzul khrch
SNTA:Meri biwi buht fuzul khrch h
Jubse shadi hui he roz100, 200 mangti h
BNTA-Wo in peso ka kia krti h?
SANTA:Kya pata Mane kbhi dye he nhi
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