Ye ratein Ye hawaein
Girl- Ye ratein Ye hawaein Ye chandni Ye ghataye Ye nadiya Ye kinare Boyfnd-Abe Tu pyar kr rahi he ya mausam ki jankari de rahi Hai .
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