Tiger N Tigress Were Resting Under A Tree
Tiger N Tigress Were Resting
Under A Tree.
Suddenly
A Deer Passed Very Fast.
Tigress Could Not Make Out
.&
Asked,â€What Was That?â€
Tiger Smiled & Said,
“FAST FOODâ€â€¦ ;-> =P
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 823 views
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