Santa: “Ji Ek Raat Kaatni Thi
Santa Door Kisi Shehar Mein Apne Friend Ki Shadi Mein Gaya.
Par Raste Mein Kisi Wajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi Aur Vo Chalte Chalte Ek Gaanv Mein Pahunch Gaya.
Toh Santa Sochta Hai Kisi Ke Ghar Hi Raat Kaat Lete Hai, Yeh Soch Kar Woh Ek Ghar Ka Darwaja Khatt Khtata Hai.
Santa: “Ji Apke Ghar Mein Raat Gujarni Hai, Subah Chala Jaunga”
Aadmi: “Yeh Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai, Hum Nahi Rakh Sakte”
Santa Doosre Darwaje Par Aise Hi Pooochta Hai, Wahaan Bhi Ek Lady Bolti Hai Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai Hum Nahi Rakh Sakte.
Kai Jagah Yahi Sunne Ko Milta Hai, Toh Last Mein Kuch Sochkar Ek Aur Darwaja Khatt Khtata Hai Aur Poochta Hai.
Santa: “Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai Kya?”
Aadmi: “Haan, Kya Karna Hai Bolo”
Santa: “Ji Ek Raat Kaatni Thi.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views
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