Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,
Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,
Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1005 views

Pakistan,china & american man

Pakistani k ghar chinese aur american mehman aaye,
chinese: mein ankhain band kar k ghari py hath rakh kar time bta sakta ho.
american: mein soraj ko daikh k time bta sakta ho.
itnay m pakitani zor say hansa aur bloa;
lo g 7 baj gay,
chinese aur american aik dum heran ho gay aur bolay
yar tum nay kaisay time bta dia???
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pakistani:. OYE BIJLI CHALII GAI HAI............................................

by Toqeer shamshad (few years ago!)

Pathan Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne

Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot Lia,
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Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa: I played

Santa: I played chess against Viswanathan Anand but I lost..

Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him.

Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost.

Banta: You are an idiot.
He is actually Left Handed

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Car ki speed

Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident
ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2lady ped k niche baithi

2lady ped k niche baithi Kafi der se bate kr rahi thi

Achanak 1aam gira
1lady-ye aam kese gira

Aam bola-
PAK GAYA HU TUMHARI BAATE SUN-SUN KE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)