Laloo and Rabri apply
Laloo and Rabri apply for divorce.
Judge: You have 9 children, how will you divide them equally.
Laloo thinks for a moment and tells Rabri: Dear, let's move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 583 views
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