Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?

Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?

Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,

Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji

Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views
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