Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?
Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?
Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views
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