Koi asi job btao
Bhakt-Baba Koi aisa job batao,jaha mujhe kam na
karna pade,Log apna kam khud kare aur mujhe
paise bhi de. SWAMIJI-Ja beta,SULABH
SHOUCHALAY me Naukri kar le..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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