Tum 1baar me kitne
Pappu: Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,
PAHALWAN: kamse kam 10
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Pappu: bas,
Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai.
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