Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi Hansati Thi
Bhagti Thi Bhagati Thi
Bolti Thi Bulwati Thi
Per Aaj Pata Chala Ki Woh Mujhe Rakhi Bandhna Chahti Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1001 views
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