Pathan ne shesha kharida
athan ne shesha kharida.
Pathan:- Is sheeshay ki koi guarantee?
Shopkeeper:- Ap isko 100 manzil se nichy girao, ye 99 manzil tk nhi totey ga
Pathan:- Jio SHEHZADY ker dey pack..!
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 1008 views
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To Fir Apne LETTER Q Bheja
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Plz Try LETTER
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kaun banega crorepati ?? BIG B:sote waqt apki biwi kaisi dikhti hai ?? A-hot B-sexy C-cute D-sad. . . . . . SANTA- i want to phone a friend
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santa:
Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha
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banta:
Abey drakht par Q latka hai?
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santa:
Sar dard ki goli khai thi, kahin pait me na chali jae...::))
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Father: shaadi bachon ka khel nahi
Son: haan pata hai mujhe,
Father: kiya pata hai?
Son: yahi k shadi badon ka khel hai jo bachon k liye khela jata hai
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Beemariyan With Songs:
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2. Tarap Tarap K Iss Dil Say Aah Nikalti Rahi = HEART ATTACK ..
3. Beri Jalayilay Jigar Say Piya Jigar Main Bari Aag Ha = ACIDITY .
4. Aankho Ki Gustakhyan Maaf Hon. MOTIYA .
5. Tujhay Yaad Na Meri Aayee Kisi Say Ab Kia Kehna = MEMORY LOSS .
6. Man Dolay Mera Tan Dolay = MIRGI .
7. Juda Hoke Bhi, Tu Mujh Main Kahi Baki Hai = LOOSE MOTION .
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Unke gum me, Unke gam me hum ro
ro ke tub bhar diye,
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Arrange marriage :
Rs 200,000 shadi per
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per
Rs. 300,000 jahez
... Rs 100,000 valeema
shadi k 3 dino ka kharch Rs. 30,000
total : Rs 775,000
love marriage
RS 120 ka stamp paper
200 taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
mithai Rs 300
total: 670
dil lagao
kharcha bachao
aaj nhe kro ge to kal bhugto ge
khamoshi ka bycot.....
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