Sardar
Eik Sardar Apni Hi Shadi Main Preshan Betha Tha
Kisi Nay Poacha Sardar G Preshan Kyun Ho???
Sadar Bolo: Susral Walon Nay Barat
Main Thoday Admi Lanay Ko Kaha Tha
Pata Nai
Abba Minoo Ve Lay K JaNda Waa Kay Nai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 859 views
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