Ek Sharabi let kar gane ga rha tha
Ek Sharabi let kar gane ga rha tha
5-6 gane ga kar wo ulta let kar gane lga
Dusra shrabi yar ulta let kr kyo gane lga
Srabi: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai.
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