Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, clean ing home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views

Blonde to servant

Blonde to servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's raining.

Blonde: So what take an umbrella and go !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar koi apko dopahar 12-1

Agar koi apko dopahar 12-1 baje kahy “good-night”
ya phir
shaam ko kahe “good morning”
ya phir
ajeeb ajeeb batien karien
to samajh lein keh Us keh exams ho rahey hain!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher: Dunya me kitne

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Billi ghar pahaunch gai?

Ek sardar k ghar men billi rahti thi sardar billi se tang a kr usey kahin chor aaya, Gar aya to bili us se pehly ponch chuki thi, Sardar bili ko dobara kahin door chor k aya bili phir us sy pehly gar ponch gai, Sardar ko bohat gussa aya ab wo bili ko bohat hi zyada door chornay gya. wahan sy us ny wife ko phon kya. "bili gar ponch gai ya nahi? wife: han ponch gai hay sardar: " Us kamini se bol k mujay aa ker ly jaey men rasta bhool gya hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 baar jab main Bemaar tha

1 baar jab main Bemaar
tha..

Main Hospital Gaya...
Wahan 2 Darwaze The...
1 Par"Khas bemari"aur 1
par"Mamuli Bimari"Likha
tha...

Mujhe Mamuli Bemari thi
isLiye main Mamuli
Bemari Wale Room me
Chale gaya...
Wahan bhi 2 Darwaze
the...

1 Par"Khas Admi"aur 1
par"Aam Admi"likha

tha....
Main thora Gharib.... isliye
Aam Admi Waale
Darwaze se Andar Chale
Gaya....

Andar Gaya to dekha ke
Main Hospital se Bahar
Tha...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)