Santa was going to Bombay
Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 760 views
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