A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW

A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I’m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 815 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

english



I Wrote On The Door







"Plz Don"t Enter

I m Upset"



Frnds

Came,Smilling &

Said:





"Sory Yar tujhe To

Pta Hy Na English

Samjh Nahi Aati":-)

by zohaib (few years ago!)
bhikari- ae bhai 1rupaya dede

bhikari- ae bhai 1rupaya dede,3din se bhookha hu

santa-3 din se bhookha hai to1rupaye ka kya karega?

b- wajan tolunga kitna ghat gaya hai!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bad temper problem

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such
a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with
people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
student life

Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
.
10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
tapka dengay salay ko

Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aadat

Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara.
Sardar:- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.

Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’

Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aurat Zubaida Apa Se

Aurat Zubaida Apa Se

Jb bi mera shohar ghr ata hai to atay hi mujhy marna shuru kar deta hai,

Zubaida Apa: Wo jb ghr aye tum15 mint tk dant saf kia karo,

Aurat kuch din baad,
Dant saf karny ka itna fayda hai ky ab mera shohar mujhy kuch nhi kehta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,

1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,

Woh Billi se Tang Aa kar Usay kahi Chhor Aaya.

Ghar Aaya to Bili Us Se Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.

Pathan Bili ko Dobara Kahen Door Chor k Aaya,
Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.

Pathan ko Bohat Ghussa Aaya Is Baar Wo Billi ko Bohat hi Ziyada Door Chorny Gaya.
Wahan Se Usny Wife ko Phone Kya.

Pathan: Billi Ghar Pohanch Gai Ya Nahi?

Wife: Han Pohnch Gai Hai.

Pathan: Us Kamini Se Bol k Mujy Aaker Le Jaye,
Main Rasta Bhol Gaya Hon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao

Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar

k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:

Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:

Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza ayaaaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Golu-mere bete ka credit card

What's the difference

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay w..

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ..

Sard Fizaaa

Ijazat

Delivery ke waqt

Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Ya..

Police officer attempts to s..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook