Height of gawarpan..
Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??
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Girl : "nahi
mai bachpan se hi gori hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2040 views

Tmhari ankhen ktni hasen hAI Gi

Santa-Tmhari ankhen ktni hasen hAI

Girl-Choro na

Santa-Tumhare baal ktne khubsurat hai

Girl-Choro na,Aap Bhi

Santa-Itni der se chor hi raha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You Don't Know Something?

You Don't Know Something?
Google It.

You Don't Know Someone?
Facebook It.

You Don't Find Something?
MOM ... ! =P =D

by Usama (few years ago!)

Hum Ko Wahan Chaokidari Dilwa Do

Aik Pathan Ko Chiraagh Milla
Oss Nay Chiraagh Ko Ragra To
To
To
To Aik
Jin Aaya Aur Kaha :
Bolo Khan Baba Teri
3 Kaon See Khawahishain Hain Jo Poori Ki Jain

Pathan Bola :
1.Aik Bahot Bara Sa Bangla Ho
2.Oss Main Khoob Daolatmand Log Hoon
3.Hum Ko Wahan Chaokidari Dilwa Do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte

Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte 1 Hotel k Samne Se Guzre

Sheikh Bola kya kayal Aik Aik Icecream Aur Hojaye ?

Bivi Ne Tanzya kaha App Ne Tou Youn kaha Jaise Aik Aik Icecream kha Chuke Hai

Sheikh Bhol Gaye Ho 6 , 7 Sal Guzre Hum Ne Is Hotel Mai Icecream khaye Thi .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)