Arz kiya hai.....

Arz kiya hai.....
.
.
.
Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,
...........
.
.
.
wah wah..!! wah wah..!!!
.
gaur farmaiyega.....
.
.
..
.
Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha...
.
.
.
.
.
..
..
..
Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 906 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Kanjos ka ghar jal gaya

Aik kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag gai wo ghar ko bacha nai saka

pata hai kiun?

;->

kiun k wo pori raat fire-brigade ko miss calen deta raha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can
you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar : Simple, stop imagining.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
how r u going 2 make me believe

A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:

"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"

It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !

The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P

Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D

by Raju (few years ago!)
Newly married couple.

Newly married couple.
Wife:Humari shadi ko pure 24 ghante ho gae hai.
Husband:Ur dekho lgta hai jese kal he ki baat ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Result Aany Se Pehle

Tamam Students se Appeal Hai k Woh apny apny result aany se pehly:

GHAR Ki sab Chaplain, Jharu Aur Wipers chupa den.

A msg From: 'SSF'
'Student Saving Federation

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae

Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae.
Nurse: Is Mein 7 Tanky Lage Ge
Pathan: Kitna Paisa Ly Ga
Nurse:Rs. 3000
Pathan:Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hay Karhai Nahi Karwani.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dozakh mein log

Dozakh mein bohat sary log masti kar rahy thy
Kisi ne pucha ye kon hyn jo yahan bhi aish kar rahy hein,
Frishty: LAHORI hain kambakhat kahin bhi adjust ho jaty hain……:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye

Doctor Mariz Se :
Ager Tum Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye To Mujhe
Kya Enaam Do Gay
Mariz:
May Qabrey Khodta Hun
Aap Ki Qaber Free Khod Dun Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dua ki Apeal

Dua ki apeal…

Ek bachi ha 17 saal ki bOhot he pyari

Dua karain

.

.

.

.

.

.

.
K wo mere sath set ho jaye =P =

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar and caption

Captain: Naujawanon Come Forward
Sardarji Does Not Move
Captain: You Did Not Move Forward, Why?
Sardarji: Oji You Said 9 Jawanon, I Was The 10th In
Line!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Hathi Aur Kele Ki Game

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi ..

Sardar Pathan

Ek din Hanuman ji patang

Santa Ek Bache Se

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein

Dholki Waja Lo

Molvi to phatan

Malik and the nokar

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraa..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook