Best Evr Sign At A Petrol Pump
Best Evr Sign At A Petrol Pump:
"Kripya yaha Dhumrapan na karen !!
Aapki zindagi ki koi keemat ho na ho,
Petrol ki keemat bahut hai.."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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