Best Evr Sign At A Petrol Pump

Best Evr Sign At A Petrol Pump:

"Kripya yaha Dhumrapan na karen !!
Aapki zindagi ki koi keemat ho na ho,
Petrol ki keemat bahut hai.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 951 views
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