Girlfriend is a Virus

Girlfriend is a Virus

She will enter in your life

Scan your pocket

Transfer your money

Edit your mind

Download her problems

Delete your smile

andHang your life

So avoid your Girlfriends & Send her Number to me,
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I am a professional antivirus, Full version Registered. :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
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