Quaid-E-Azam Ka Mobile
Pathan 100 Ke Note Pe Likha
No Dial Kar Raha Tha
2nd Pathan:
Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho
1st Pathan :
Mai Dekh Raha Tha Ke
Quaid-E-Azam To Foat Ho Gae
To Unka Mobile Kis Ke Pass Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1082 views
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