Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1009 views
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