Patient: Aapne 2-2
Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?
Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein
Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha
Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 930 views
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