Yrain main nend nahi ai

Santa:
Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi
Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi
Banta:Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na
Santa:Kisse Karta?
Niche Seat Pe Koi Nahi Tha Hi Nahi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1053 views
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