Aao Hum Mil Kr Dua
Aao Hum Mil Kr Dua
kreain Ay ALLAH
Mufti Muneeb-Ur-Rehman Ki Begum k kapre Sehi Waqt pr tyaar ho jayen
pichley saal ki tarha 10:30 ELAN na ho k Kal Eid Hai………
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