Wife: aapse milne doctorji aaye hai

Husband: mujhe bukhaar hai. unhe kal aane ke liye bolo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views

Santa larki ko dehkte hue

Santa(ladki ko chedte hue)-
Aur soniyo ki haal hai??
Ladki (gusse me)- jo haal teri behan ka hai....
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Santa- accha toh tu bhi pregnant hai....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Baap-bete se

Baap-bete se
Agar is baar tum exam me paas nahi hue to tum
mujhe papa kabhi mat bolna
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Kuchh din ke baad
Baap- beta tumhara result kya aya
Beta- babulal, tune apne baap hone ka haq kho
diya hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar Ko Blood Ki Zarrorat

Ik amir Sardar ko heart surgery ke liye blood ki zarrorat thi.

Ik garib Bania us ko blood donate karta hai. Sardar usko 5 crore ka inam deta hai.

Sardar ko ik bar fir blood ki zarrorat padti hai. Bania badi khushi se usko fir blood donate karta hai. Iss bar Sardar usko ik Cadburies Chocolate gift karta hai.

Bania kaaran poochta hai.

Sardar: Ab meri body me bhi Bania ka khoon dor raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The confused client

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)