kya hukam hai mere aaqa
jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ?
Aaqa : yar mera eik kaam kar mere ghar se america tak eik road bana de!
jin : aaqa boht mushkil kam hai koi aur kam batao!
Aaqa : meri biwi ko mera furmabardar bana de..!
Jin : aaqa road single banani hai ya double ? ...
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