Caught Sleeping 2gether

Raju: Meet My Wife Tina

Raghu: Oh! I Know Her.

Raju:How.?

Raghu: V Were Caught Sleeping 2gether

Raju: What D Hell.?
Raghu: 10yrs Ago,In D History Class

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views
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