Tumne Molvi Saab Se Kaan Mein Kia Pocha
Dost Pathan Se:
Tumne Molvi Saab Se Kaan
Mein Kia Pocha K Unho Ne Tumhain Thpar Mar Dia?
Pathan Bola :
Kuch B Nahi Maine To Sirf
Ye Pocha K 14 August Ki Namaz Kaha Hogi ?
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1178 views
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