Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 453 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Acha pr tmhre peche mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari he.
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Seedhi seedhi Beizti

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Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ? Socho !!

Thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawab chahiye…
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawe par,
pata chal jayega.

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Daadi marte hue

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..
..
Dadi: FARMVILLE on Facebook.

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