1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui
Sardar :
Tum Iska Sadka Utar Lo To Phir
.
Phir Kya Hona Tha,
PATHAN Ne Murghi K Lye 1 “Bakra” Sadqa Kar Diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views

Joke

wo vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let`s fly out of the cave and get some blood."

"We`re new here," says the second one. "It`s dark out, and we don`t know where to look. We`d better wait until the other bats go with us."

The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere."

He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered with blood. The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"

The first bat takes his friend to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks "See that black building over there?

"Yes," the other bat answers.

"Well," says the first bat, "I didn`t."

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

aaj meri girlfrind ka birthday ha

Beta:papa aaj meri girlfrind ka birthday ha Use kya du

Papa:dekhna me kaisi hai

Beta:mast hai

Papa:mera number de da

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

student

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?
Bcha :
KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz
bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se,
bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke hum ne Haj bhi kia hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Lady to Doctor

Lady to Doctor:

Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai.

Doctor:I Can't Understand Urdu, Talk to Me In English.

Lady: My Londa Gironda from Hero-Honda.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)