Politician: Sach sach batao

Politician: Sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki?

WIFE: kul 3 baar!

Politician: Kab kab?

WIFE: Jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to Dr k pas gai,

Jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai.

Politician: Or teesri baar?

WIFE: Jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 MPAs kum thay..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1045 views
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