Beti Tum Mujhe pehale papa kehti

Baap: beti Tum Mujhe pehale papa kehti thi, Ab DAD kehti ho? Kya wajah hai

Beti: C dad, papa Kehne se Lipstick Kharab ho jati hai
to dad kahti hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views
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