Baap: beti Tum Mujhe pehale papa kehti thi, Ab DAD kehti ho? Kya wajah hai

Beti: C dad, papa Kehne se Lipstick Kharab ho jati hai
to dad kahti hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views

To Knw Ur Curent Bill Dial 123

Sarder: Mera Bill Kitna He?

Call Center Girl:
To Knw Ur Curent Bill Dial 123

Sarder: Abe Gdheki Aulad
Me Curent Ka Nhi Mobile
K Bill Ki Bat Kar RAha Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Baloch stdnt apne

Ek Baloch stdnt apne math k teacher se
"arrey sir amara poty aya ay"

Math's teacher: poty aya he to toilet jao na beta"

Baloch: arrey sir amare swal ka answer poty(40) aya he. Tm b na sir jao arrey :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

i offer my opponents

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Debate Military Issue

I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks the military exists "only to kill people" and says so at every chance he gets.

Mike thinks the military is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and plans to make it his career. Needless to say, when they get together, sparks fly.

A recent interchange went something like this:

Rick: "'Military intelligence' is a contradiction in terms."

Mike: "No more than 'civilian worker'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Eid mubarik

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)