Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na

Sardar Wife:
Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na

Sardar:
Ghar Main Khanay K Leye Paisa Nahi Ha
Or Tujhe Kuttay Ka Baccha Chaheye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views
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