Agr tum us waqt muskura sakte ho

jb tum gham ki shiddat se poori tarha se toot chuke ho,

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To yaqeen jano tum se bari film koi nhi-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 801 views

GENIUS SON

GENIUS SON

Baap: Beta,paper kesa hua?

Beta:Bas pehla sawal choot gya!

Baap:Aha! or baqi?

Beta:Teesra mujhe aata nahi tha!

Chotha main krna bhool gya!

Paanchwa mujhe nazar nahi aya!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Christmas Gift!

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Tum bade ho kr

Teachr: Tum bade ho kar kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi

Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa: DADDY

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pathan

ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

Pathan calls his wife from Sheikhupura

nokar ne phon receve kia

pathan:

Begam Saheba se baat krvao

nokar:

Wo to sahab k sath dinner kr rahi hen,

pathan:

Par sahab to main hu,

nokar:

Ab me kya karu?

Pathan:

Mar de dono ko

AFTER KILLING

nokar:

Lashon ka kya kru?

Pathan:

ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

nokar:

Par ghar ke peechy to koi nadi nahi hai

pathan:

To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai?

nokar

Nahi

pthan

sorryWRoNG NuMBEr

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

ek larki ne aadhi rat ko larke ko phone kia

Ek Larki Ne Aadhi Rat Ko Larke Ko Fone Kia Or
Kaha K Ghar Aa Jaso Ghar Per Koi Nahi He
Larka Chala Gaya
Ghar Per Waqai Koi Nahi The
Tala Laga Hoa Tha
Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)