Teacher: Translate into English
Teacher: Translate into English
“Yaad-e-maazi azab hai ya Rab
Cheen lai mujh say hafiza mera”
...
Pathan: My mind is full of data base
O God! Please make me a mental case….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 938 views
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