Teacher: Translate into English

“Yaad-e-maazi azab hai ya Rab

Cheen lai mujh say hafiza mera”
...
Pathan: My mind is full of data base

O God! Please make me a mental case….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views

After becoming the CM

After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.

Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:

"Laalu ji, third from left".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai tongue

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Same Reasons

Santa: I got Married because I was tired of Cooking, Cleaning Home and washing clothes.


Banta: Amazing, I got divorce 4 the same reason.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Ko 5 Baje Phansi

Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!!

Police: Kyon Hans Rahe Ho?

Sardar: Main To Subah 8 Baje Uthta Hun!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Buy a Mac

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)