Pathan
2 pathan masjid mai Namaz parhne gaye.
Namaz ke baad pehla bola: Shukar hai, Jammat mil gaii.
Dosre ne jawab diya: Haan, agar wazu karne chale jate to jamat nikal hi j
by HAQ (few years ago!) / 954 views
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