Ek Maa boli- “Galiyo me khel-khelkar bache
kitne gande ho jaate hai”
Doosri Maa- “Haan, behanji Ab dekho na,
das bacho ke muh dhone pade, tab kahi jaakar mai apne guddu ko pehchaan payi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1028 views

1Truck ke Pichhe Kya Gajab Line Likhi thi..

1Truck ke Pichhe Kya Gajab Line Likhi thi..

HORN dhire se Bajaye,.

'HAMARA pakisatan'
So-Raha Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hansi

Hansi Ko Inbox
Anso Ko Outbox
Gusay Ko Hold
Muskan Ko Sent
Help Koh ok z
Dil Ko Vibrate Kro
Pher Dekho Zindgi Ki Ring Tone
Keesi Peyari Mehsoos Hugi.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order

Sardar G Joined New Job
1st Day He Spent 11 Hrs On Computer Boss Was Happy N Askd:
Wat He Did?

Sardar G:
Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order I Arranged Dem

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.

English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.
1: "WHAT"
Tania ko Ali k saath daikh kar Asim k mathay par
"WHAT" par gaey.
2: "KILL"
Arif ne deewar main "KILL" thoak k tasveer tang
di.
3: "MY"
Hum ne ghar k kaamon k liye aik "MY" rahki hoi
hai.
4: "DIG"
Paon phisal janay ki wajah se Aslam neher main
"DIG" gya.
hahahahahahaha wah sardar G...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher. Class Ka Group Photo

Teacher. Class Ka Group Photo Dikhatey Huye:

"Jub Tum Baray Ho Jao Ge Tou Herat Se Photo Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge Ke:

Yeh Nida Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gai.
...
Yeh Sana Hai Jo Londan Chali Gai.

Yeh Pappu Hai Jo Wahin ka Wahin Hai".

Pappu Jal Kar Bola:

"Aur Yeh Humari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)