Dad give me the car keys
Son: Dad give me the car keys please. I am old enough to drive.
Father: Yes, but the car is not old enough to be given.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."
The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."
"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur
Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna
Kehte Hen"!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 Charsi Rikshay Main Bethay.
Rikshay Walay Nay Riksha Start Kar K Band Kar Dya
Our Bola: Lo Sahab, Pohanch Gaye.
1 Nay Thanks Bola,
Doosray Nay Paisay Dye,
Our Teesray Nay Driver Ko Thapar Mara.
Driver Samjha Is Ko Pata Chal Gaya.
Laikin 3rd Bola:
Salay Aaj Tou Marwa Hi Deta,
Kitni Taiz Chlata Ha…. :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan He Aaye Hoye They
Khana Start Hua Tu
Eik Pathan Ne Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha
Shayd Yeh Bhi Koi Khanay Ki Cheez Hai?
Jesay He Wo Khanay Laga
Us K Sub Dost Ek Aawaz Mein Chillane Lage
“Oye Yeh Mat Khana”
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” Bilkul Pheeka Hai”,.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa:Meri billi mar gai
banta:kese mari
santa :Maine use nahala diya tha
banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
banta-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boss : Why didn’t you complete the work?
Me : Sorry. I spent half my day Updating’ Status.
Boss : What about the other half?
Me : Liking’ Status of others!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teachar(Pappu Se): 2 aisi cheezo ke naam btao,
jinhe nashte me nhi kha sakte
Pappu:Sir, ek LUNCH AUR dusra DINNER !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)