Son: Dad give me the car keys please. I am old enough to drive.
Father: Yes, but the car is not old enough to be given.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views

love u

Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.
Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.
Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?
Choha:Na Darling Na,Sadi MAA nu put nai
Labne tenu yar Batheray”

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Bacha Apni Dadi Se

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?

Aap/papa/mom/behan aur mai.

Dadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.

Bacha: Phir Behan ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.

Dadi Pyaar se: Nahi jab tumhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege.

Bacha: Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 hojayege

Dadi:haram khor soja chup kr k..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

status of teacher

Why is a teacher’s status greater as compared to a mother?

Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
But
Lecture can put the whole class to sleep :D

by dracula (few years ago!)

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:

Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do

papa: khud le lo.

BOY: plz de do na

Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.

Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha
.
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiye ga, main na jagu to jabardasti utar dijiyega,
Muje subah interview dena hai."
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala nikal gaya
tha...!
Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki
galiyan dene lga..!
Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
galiyan de raha hai aur appchup-
chap sun rahe hai.!!
.
TTE :- Main ye soch raha hun ki,
.
Subah jisko maine Zabardasti utar diya hai Woh
kitni galiyan de raha hoga..:p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)